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chickenegg
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
• Chicken
32% (23 VOTES)
32% (23 VOTES)
• Egg
68% (48 VOTES)
68% (48 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 71
FUNNY POINTS: 57
farmuselessanimal
Out of the below which one do you think is the most useless animal on a farm?
Out of the below which one do you think is the most useless animal on a farm?
• Pig
4% (3 VOTES)
4% (3 VOTES)
• Cow
1% (1 VOTE)
1% (1 VOTE)
• Chicken
1% (1 VOTE)
1% (1 VOTE)
• Goat
32% (25 VOTES)
32% (25 VOTES)
• Donkey
61% (47 VOTES)
61% (47 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 77
FUNNY POINTS: 48
dog-or-cat
If you had to pick one, what do you favor more as a home pet?
If you had to pick one, what do you favor more as a home pet?
• Dog
51% (29 VOTES)
51% (29 VOTES)
• Cat
49% (28 VOTES)
49% (28 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 57
FUNNY POINTS: 44
one-day-poop
Who do you think poops more in one day?
Who do you think poops more in one day?
• 10 month old doggy
29% (5 VOTES)
29% (5 VOTES)
• 10 month old baby
18% (3 VOTES)
18% (3 VOTES)
• Anyone after a nice set of tacos (with beans)
53% (9 VOTES)
53% (9 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 17
FUNNY POINTS: 15
junk-food2
Attention junk food lovers! If you had to pick one from the below, which one would MOST likely give you diarrhea
Attention junk food lovers! If you had to pick one from the below, which one would MOST likely give you diarrhea
• Fries
21% (5 VOTES)
21% (5 VOTES)
• Burger
25% (6 VOTES)
25% (6 VOTES)
• Pizza
4% (1 VOTE)
4% (1 VOTE)
• Tacos
13% (3 VOTES)
13% (3 VOTES)
• Pizza
• Fried Chicken
38% (9 VOTES)
38% (9 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 24
FUNNY POINTS: 14
goodpolitician
Pick the best fitting answer! A good politician…
Pick the best fitting answer! A good politician…
• Doesn’t take bribes
7% (2 VOTES)
7% (2 VOTES)
• Listens to his people
14% (4 VOTES)
14% (4 VOTES)
• Refuses to become a corporate ho!
79% (23 VOTES)
79% (23 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 29
FUNNY POINTS: 13
junk-food1
Attention junk food lovers! If you had to pick one from the below, which one would LEAST likely give you diarrhea.
Attention junk food lovers! If you had to pick one from the below, which one would LEAST likely give you diarrhea.
• Fries
35% (8 VOTES)
35% (8 VOTES)
• Burger
• Tacos
• Pizza
65% (15 VOTES)
65% (15 VOTES)
• Fried Chicken
TOTAL VOTES: 23
FUNNY POINTS: 12
overrated-holidays
If you had to pick one of the below, what is the most overrated holiday/commemoration?
If you had to pick one of the below, what is the most overrated holiday/commemoration?
• Christmas
13% (2 VOTES)
13% (2 VOTES)
• Easter
• Thanksgiving
6% (1 VOTE)
6% (1 VOTE)
• Valentine’s Day
25% (4 VOTES)
25% (4 VOTES)
• Independence Day (fourth of July)
13% (2 VOTES)
13% (2 VOTES)
• All of the above
44% (7 VOTES)
44% (7 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 16
FUNNY POINTS: 5
best-reality-show-2010
If you could pick one, which reality show would you pick?
If you could pick one, which reality show would you pick?
• Survivor
19% (21 VOTES)
19% (21 VOTES)
• American Idol
14% (16 VOTES)
14% (16 VOTES)
• Amazing Race
4% (4 VOTES)
4% (4 VOTES)
• Big Brother
14% (16 VOTES)
14% (16 VOTES)
• America's Next Top Model
14% (16 VOTES)
14% (16 VOTES)
• Britney and Kevin
14% (16 VOTES)
14% (16 VOTES)
• So You Think You Can Dance?
14% (16 VOTES)
14% (16 VOTES)
• My pick is not included in this list!
7% (8 VOTES)
7% (8 VOTES)
TOTAL VOTES: 113
FUNNY POINTS: 4
jesus-needs-a-cellphone
Should Jesus get himself a cellular phone? Is he ready for a "smart" phone or should it be just a regular "stupid" phone first?
Should Jesus get himself a cellular phone? Is he ready for a "smart" phone or should it be just a regular "stupid" phone first?
• Yes, he should get a cellphone, however he is not ready for a smart phone, he needs to start off with a simple phone first.
71% (10 VOTES)
71% (10 VOTES)
• Yes, he should get a cellphone and he should get a smart phone.
29% (4 VOTES)
29% (4 VOTES)
• No, he should not get a phone and he should remain "unreachable".
TOTAL VOTES: 14
FUNNY POINTS: 2
kick-ass-website
Is votebyip.com a kick ass idea?
Is votebyip.com a kick ass idea?
• Yes
78% (7 VOTES)
78% (7 VOTES)
• No
11% (1 VOTE)
11% (1 VOTE)
• No opinion!
TOTAL VOTES: 9
FUNNY POINTS: 1
arkansas2010
Who will you vote for?
Who will you vote for?
• Blanche Lincoln
60% (3 VOTES)
60% (3 VOTES)
• John Boozman
• Undecided
20% (1 VOTE)
20% (1 VOTE)
• Other
20% (1 VOTE)
20% (1 VOTE)
TOTAL VOTES: 5
FUNNY POINTS: 1
gop-primary-2012
Who do you support for the GOP 2012 primary election?
Who do you support for the GOP 2012 primary election?
• Michele Bachmann
8% (1 VOTE)
8% (1 VOTE)
• Rick Santorum
8% (1 VOTE)
8% (1 VOTE)
• Newt Gingrich
8% (1 VOTE)
8% (1 VOTE)
• Herman Cain
• Ron Paul
54% (7 VOTES)
54% (7 VOTES)
• Rick Perry
• Mitt Romney
15% (2 VOTES)
15% (2 VOTES)
• Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, or others...
8% (1 VOTE)
8% (1 VOTE)
TOTAL VOTES: 13
This survey expired on 2012-02-01
This survey expired on 2012-02-01
FUNNY POINTS: 1
rob-ford-nov-2012
Did Rob Ford deserve the judgment he got on Nov 26 2012? Should he be removed from office?
Did Rob Ford deserve the judgment he got on Nov 26 2012? Should he be removed from office?
• Yes, the punishment was right. He should leave the office.
76% (25 VOTES)
76% (25 VOTES)
• Yes, he was wrong, but the punishment was too harsh. He should be able to stay in the office.
21% (7 VOTES)
21% (7 VOTES)
• No, he did nothing wrong. He should stay in the office.
3% (1 VOTE)
3% (1 VOTE)
• Undecided. Not sure how I feel about this.
• Who is Rob Ford?
TOTAL VOTES: 33
This survey expired on 2012-12-12
This survey expired on 2012-12-12
FUNNY POINTS: 1
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