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chickenegg
What came first? The chicken or the egg?

• Chicken

32% (23 VOTES)

• Egg

68% (48 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 71
FUNNY POINTS: 57
 
farmuselessanimal
Out of the below which one do you think is the most useless animal on a farm?

• Pig

4% (3 VOTES)

• Cow

1% (1 VOTE)

• Chicken

1% (1 VOTE)

• Goat

32% (25 VOTES)

• Donkey

61% (47 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 77
FUNNY POINTS: 48
 
dog-or-cat
If you had to pick one, what do you favor more as a home pet?

• Dog

51% (29 VOTES)

• Cat

49% (28 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 57
FUNNY POINTS: 44
 
one-day-poop
Who do you think poops more in one day?

• 10 month old doggy

28% (5 VOTES)

• 10 month old baby

22% (4 VOTES)

• Anyone after a nice set of tacos (with beans)

50% (9 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 18
FUNNY POINTS: 15
 
junk-food2
Attention junk food lovers! If you had to pick one from the below, which one would MOST likely give you diarrhea

• Fries

21% (5 VOTES)

• Burger

25% (6 VOTES)

• Pizza

4% (1 VOTE)

• Tacos

13% (3 VOTES)

• Pizza

• Fried Chicken

38% (9 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 24
FUNNY POINTS: 14
 
goodpolitician
Pick the best fitting answer! A good politician…

• Doesn’t take bribes

7% (2 VOTES)

• Listens to his people

14% (4 VOTES)

• Refuses to become a corporate ho!

79% (23 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 29
FUNNY POINTS: 13
 
junk-food1
Attention junk food lovers! If you had to pick one from the below, which one would LEAST likely give you diarrhea.

• Fries

35% (8 VOTES)

• Burger

• Tacos

• Pizza

65% (15 VOTES)

• Fried Chicken

TOTAL VOTES: 23
FUNNY POINTS: 12
 
rob-ford-2013
In October 2013 new "Crack Video" allegations from Toronto Police came out against the Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Should Rob Ford step down?

• I think he needs to step down.

79% (617 VOTES)

• He should stay. I do not think he should step down, but should address the public in a better way he has done in the past.

2% (15 VOTES)

• He should stay. I do not think he should step down, and he does not need to make any media statements about his private life.

6% (44 VOTES)

• I'm on the fence and undecided.
0% (1 VOTE)

• I never supported Rob Ford in the first place, and surly can't support him now.

13% (101 VOTES)

• Who is Rob Ford?
0% (3 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 781
This survey expired on 2013-12-02
FUNNY POINTS: 7
 
overrated-holidays
If you had to pick one of the below, what is the most overrated holiday/commemoration?

• Christmas

13% (2 VOTES)

• Easter

• Thanksgiving

6% (1 VOTE)

• Valentine’s Day

25% (4 VOTES)

• Independence Day (fourth of July)

13% (2 VOTES)

• All of the above

44% (7 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 16
FUNNY POINTS: 5
 
best-reality-show-2010
If you could pick one, which reality show would you pick?

• Survivor

19% (21 VOTES)

• American Idol

14% (16 VOTES)

• Amazing Race

4% (4 VOTES)

• Big Brother

14% (16 VOTES)

• America's Next Top Model

14% (16 VOTES)

• Britney and Kevin

14% (16 VOTES)

• So You Think You Can Dance?

14% (16 VOTES)

• My pick is not included in this list!

7% (8 VOTES)

TOTAL VOTES: 113
FUNNY POINTS: 4
 
jesus-needs-a-cellphone
Should Jesus get himself a cellular phone? Is he ready for a "smart" phone or should it be just a regular "stupid" phone first?

• Yes, he should get a cellphone, however he is not ready for a smart phone, he needs to start off with a simple phone first.

71% (10 VOTES)

• Yes, he should get a cellphone and he should get a smart phone.

29% (4 VOTES)

• No, he should not get a phone and he should remain "unreachable".

TOTAL VOTES: 14
FUNNY POINTS: 2
 
kick-ass-website
Is votebyip.com a kick ass idea?

• Yes

78% (7 VOTES)

• No

11% (1 VOTE)

• No opinion!

TOTAL VOTES: 9
FUNNY POINTS: 1
 
arkansas2010
Who will you vote for?

• Blanche Lincoln

60% (3 VOTES)

• John Boozman

• Undecided

20% (1 VOTE)

• Other

20% (1 VOTE)

TOTAL VOTES: 5
FUNNY POINTS: 1
 
RADIODJMAGNUS
VOTA PARA GANARO POWER ANIMA

• BRAMA

100% (1 VOTE)

• DJ

TOTAL VOTES: 1
FUNNY POINTS: 1
 
gop-primary-2012
Who do you support for the GOP 2012 primary election?

• Michele Bachmann

8% (1 VOTE)

• Rick Santorum

8% (1 VOTE)

• Newt Gingrich

8% (1 VOTE)

• Herman Cain

• Ron Paul

54% (7 VOTES)

• Rick Perry

• Mitt Romney

15% (2 VOTES)

• Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, or others...

8% (1 VOTE)

TOTAL VOTES: 13
This survey expired on 2012-02-01
FUNNY POINTS: 1
 
 
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